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Back2Skool UNFmett Contest

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/~back2skoolunfmettcontest

September got you down? Is the prospect of returning to the tedious task of writing papers, taking tests, and attending classes making you gloomy? Or maybe the thought of summers end approaching is depressing you? Let’s heat things up before the snow and storms cool us down, with some one-shots featuring the sexy and delectable man who is the lovable Emmett! No longer the big brother you’ve always wanted, but the real man you’ve secretly fantasized about.

UNF:
(a) A term used when an uncontrollable lust takes over and no words seem right enough for the moment.
(b) The sound one makes when you see a really, REALLY hot guy, and this is the only sound one can come up with because you are blinded by the sizzle.
(c) The universal sound of sexual acts.


Autumn is coming and we want Emmett any way you can think of, top - bottom - sideways, get imaginative people!


Guidelines and Requirements:

• 5,000-12,000 words

• Any and all pairings

• Stories can be written about anything and in any POV. However, Emmett must be the centralized character in the one-shot.

• Vampire or Human

• Collaborations are allowed.

• No more than 2 entries per person or collab group

• Lemons are not required (although they are perfectly acceptable), but we want to be screaming "UNF" by the end. Make Emmett luscious, swoon-worthy, tingle-inducing...you get the idea. The whole concept is to create an Emmett that is the paradigm of sexiness. He is down for a good time and not afraid to show it!

• Because of the above, stories are to be rated “M” for mature content.

• You may use characters from existing stories, but the one-shot must be able to stand on its own, and written specifically for this contest.

• One-shots can be continued after the contest, but only after polls are closed and winners are announced.

• Entries must have proper grammar and spelling. A beta is highly recommended. If you do not have one, Project Team Beta is an excellent source.

• Authors must be 18 or older to enter.

• We strongly encourage new authors to enter.


Submissions will be accepted from now until October 31st.

To submit your entry, please upload it to your FF page, and then PM us the link. All submissions will be read and reviewed by the judges for validation before they are added to the C-2. Once validated, the judges will add the one-shot to the “Back2Skool UNFmett” Contest C-2, and the author will be notified via PM.
If your submission does not meet our requirements, we will inform you of the reason(s) why. You may fix the error and re-submit before the submission deadline if you so choose.
Please Note: We will not accept entries that contain rape, pedophilia, or any other creepiness.


Voting:

Voting will take place November 1-November 8 by means of a blind poll.

Also at this time, the judges will begin their anonymous voting, meaning we will remove the author’s name and other pertinent information in order to make a fair and non-biased decision.


Winners and Prizes:

Winners will be announced on November 10th.
In addition to UNF-tastic bragging rights, the following prizes will be awarded…

• 1st Place- A one-shot written specifically for you on the topic of your choice, and a banner for your story.
• 2nd Place- a banner for your story.

Judge’s Choice Categories:

1. The UNFmett Royale (Best Overall UNFmett)

2. Panty Dropper UNFmett (The one that makes us squirm in our seats and gets our panties wet)

3. Brand New UNFmett (Most Original UNFmett)

4. The UNF-ette award (Best new author)

• The Judge’s Choice Award winners will receive a banner for their story and UNFmett Icons.


Judges:
This contest is brought to you by Calikisses, DayDreamingAway, JessScript24, and PrettyFace27


Mandatory Header:

All entries must include this header in the beginning of your one-shots…

“Back2Skool UNFmett” Contest

Title:

Author(s):

Category (AU, canon, AH, other):

Disclaimer:

To view other entries for this contest please visit: http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Back2Skool_UNFmett_Contest/73925/

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If you have any questions, comments, concerns, etc. please PM us at the CONTEST PAGE.


(We reserve the right to change/modify the above at any given time as we deem necessary).

Break out your creative writing skills and make Emmett UNFtastic to spice up the upcoming season. We wish you all good luck and happy writing!

http://www.fanfiction.net/~back2skoolunfmettcontest

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We are the Peenateers and we UNF this contest ;)

Good News Bad News...

Hey guys, it's K.

I've got some good news... and some bad news.

Good news is we have a new Peenateer amidst our ranks. So everyone give it up for Anna! She has proven herself worthy in the following of the peen :) We hope she enjoys her new status and wish her all the best (in her future Jalice endeavors ;) )

Bad News....
There's been a lot of drama in RL that is preventing us from keeping current with the blog. I.E. computer fail '09 for K, Move-gate for Robs as well as other things.

Which means we haven't been able to do much of anything for this site. We were excited about doing some up coming fic recs for you, but unfortunately RL has once again reared it ugly head.

At this point in time we are considering a permanent removal of the blog, but aren't sure just yet. But we will definitely keep you posted.

~K

About our Founder

So how did the awesomeness known to all as The Peenateers start, you've probably asked yourself. Well it's a long story. More of a you had to be there, type of thing. But what I can tell you, is it started after Kelsondra dubed the peen pals (a name given to Robs Kristin and Kels for their peen spoting capabilites in various Jacksper photos) "The Peenateers" saying "One for all, and all for peen!"

This after a insane amount of giggles branched off it to what you see now. While, we try to live true to Kels original motto, we dabble in other fields as well.

So how is this about Kelsondra? 

Easy. Kels forever holds a place in every Peenateer's heart. For without her, we wouldn't have such a catchy name for the pervs we are.  This spunky Candian was like a sister to me and Robs, and even though our paths have gone seperate ways, we still love her and miss her dearly. We don't blame her for branching out and exdploring what college life has to offer. Heck I know I envy her spirt and drive.

So with that being said, I want you all to raise you perfered poision (or a shot of vodka for her) and salute the awesomeness that is Kels!

Hail!

You have entered the Peenateers Tavern.

Pull up a bar stool, pour yourself an ale (our bartender is out the back with the flavour of the night), light a cigar, and discuss everything TwiFic related with us.

That there, the one with her iPod on, yeah the redhead singing loudly to a song no one can hear. That's Kristin. She is our resident DJ. Want a tune? Ask her.

Robs, over there with the straight vodka, is the person to go to for recommendations. She will rec you pretty much whatever you want. If she ever finds a Jacob/Bella fic she likes, she'll let you know. Also, she's your girl for fashion advice.

Sara is the tall lady at the bar near Robs, drinking her coke zero and gossiping about the lastest Jacksley stuff and showing off the lastest pics she's aquired and graphics she's made. She's the go to lady for the best graphics and banners, only you can't ask for her, if she wants to do it she'll come to you. You got it?

Amber is the one over there. Yep, the one taking off Jackson's pants. She's the lady (I use that term loosely) to go to for any advice, smut fic recs. Hell, you need a vibe? She'll tell you what to get.

Conty is the one who just downed the rest of her beer. Conty is a bodyguard, you ever want a straight up opinion on something go to her... and don't start something with one of her friends, she'll be the first to cut a bitch. You get what I am saying?

Kayla is the quiet one over at the edge of the bar, observing what we're all doing. I think she's trying to make sense of the madness.

Emmy is one over there talking to just about everyone, giggling like a madwoman with the cute as fuck Aussie accent. Wanna read a good angst fic, go to her. She's slightly crazy and absentminded sometimes, but that is why we love her.

Why do we all come here?

Well, most of The Peenateers are hard core Jalice fans. Tired of being the unknown couple of the Twilight Saga, we have come here to spread the word, and giggle over peen. We may tell you about other couples occasionally, but for the most part, we plan to stick to Jalice.
So come, join in the madness!