About our Founder

So how did the awesomeness known to all as The Peenateers start, you've probably asked yourself. Well it's a long story. More of a you had to be there, type of thing. But what I can tell you, is it started after Kelsondra dubed the peen pals (a name given to Robs Kristin and Kels for their peen spoting capabilites in various Jacksper photos) "The Peenateers" saying "One for all, and all for peen!"

This after a insane amount of giggles branched off it to what you see now. While, we try to live true to Kels original motto, we dabble in other fields as well.

So how is this about Kelsondra? 

Easy. Kels forever holds a place in every Peenateer's heart. For without her, we wouldn't have such a catchy name for the pervs we are.  This spunky Candian was like a sister to me and Robs, and even though our paths have gone seperate ways, we still love her and miss her dearly. We don't blame her for branching out and exdploring what college life has to offer. Heck I know I envy her spirt and drive.

So with that being said, I want you all to raise you perfered poision (or a shot of vodka for her) and salute the awesomeness that is Kels!

Hail!

You have entered the Peenateers Tavern.

Pull up a bar stool, pour yourself an ale (our bartender is out the back with the flavour of the night), light a cigar, and discuss everything TwiFic related with us.

That there, the one with her iPod on, yeah the redhead singing loudly to a song no one can hear. That's Kristin. She is our resident DJ. Want a tune? Ask her.

Robs, over there with the straight vodka, is the person to go to for recommendations. She will rec you pretty much whatever you want. If she ever finds a Jacob/Bella fic she likes, she'll let you know. Also, she's your girl for fashion advice.

Sara is the tall lady at the bar near Robs, drinking her coke zero and gossiping about the lastest Jacksley stuff and showing off the lastest pics she's aquired and graphics she's made. She's the go to lady for the best graphics and banners, only you can't ask for her, if she wants to do it she'll come to you. You got it?

Amber is the one over there. Yep, the one taking off Jackson's pants. She's the lady (I use that term loosely) to go to for any advice, smut fic recs. Hell, you need a vibe? She'll tell you what to get.

Conty is the one who just downed the rest of her beer. Conty is a bodyguard, you ever want a straight up opinion on something go to her... and don't start something with one of her friends, she'll be the first to cut a bitch. You get what I am saying?

Kayla is the quiet one over at the edge of the bar, observing what we're all doing. I think she's trying to make sense of the madness.

Emmy is one over there talking to just about everyone, giggling like a madwoman with the cute as fuck Aussie accent. Wanna read a good angst fic, go to her. She's slightly crazy and absentminded sometimes, but that is why we love her.

Why do we all come here?

Well, most of The Peenateers are hard core Jalice fans. Tired of being the unknown couple of the Twilight Saga, we have come here to spread the word, and giggle over peen. We may tell you about other couples occasionally, but for the most part, we plan to stick to Jalice.
So come, join in the madness!