You have entered the Peenateers Tavern.
Pull up a bar stool, pour yourself an ale (our bartender is out the back with the flavour of the night), light a cigar, and discuss everything TwiFic related with us.
That there, the one with her iPod on, yeah the redhead singing loudly to a song no one can hear. That's Kristin. She is our resident DJ. Want a tune? Ask her.
Robs, over there with the straight vodka, is the person to go to for recommendations. She will rec you pretty much whatever you want. If she ever finds a Jacob/Bella fic she likes, she'll let you know. Also, she's your girl for fashion advice.
Sara is the tall lady at the bar near Robs, drinking her coke zero and gossiping about the lastest Jacksley stuff and showing off the lastest pics she's aquired and graphics she's made. She's the go to lady for the best graphics and banners, only you can't ask for her, if she wants to do it she'll come to you. You got it?
Amber is the one over there. Yep, the one taking off Jackson's pants. She's the lady (I use that term loosely) to go to for any advice, smut fic recs. Hell, you need a vibe? She'll tell you what to get.
Conty is the one who just downed the rest of her beer. Conty is a bodyguard, you ever want a straight up opinion on something go to her... and don't start something with one of her friends, she'll be the first to cut a bitch. You get what I am saying?
Kayla is the quiet one over at the edge of the bar, observing what we're all doing. I think she's trying to make sense of the madness.
Emmy is one over there talking to just about everyone, giggling like a madwoman with the cute as fuck Aussie accent. Wanna read a good angst fic, go to her. She's slightly crazy and absentminded sometimes, but that is why we love her.
Why do we all come here?
Well, most of The Peenateers are hard core Jalice fans. Tired of being the unknown couple of the Twilight Saga, we have come here to spread the word, and giggle over peen. We may tell you about other couples occasionally, but for the most part, we plan to stick to Jalice.
So come, join in the madness!
that is awsome! good job!
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ReplyDeleteI love it!! However, I'm always a lady, just ask him (Jax). I say please when I order him to strip and believe me, I always thank him.
ReplyDeleteSo where's the Tequila?
Lol Amber, it's over on the bar... not sure where our bartender is though
ReplyDeleteSo Pixie called a party for Friday night...better get that 'dog' of a bartender out of the alley and make sure he stocks up on all our favorites.
ReplyDeleteKris, you got the music covered?
um yeah... *runs to find music*
ReplyDeleteTunes fuckin' rock bb...you're so smart *hugs*
ReplyDeleteHey there!
ReplyDeleteI think this is a really great thing you did. Amazing. :) I have already heard a lot about you and voted in the Jalice smut competition and read/am reading some of your brilliant fics. :)
Anyway, good luck with the blog, I'm sure it's going to be a success!
Realynn
Guys look *points to Realynn* we have our first groupie stoppin by.
ReplyDeleteHey there, I'm Amber welcome to the tavern. Glad you like our smut...we excel at smut.
Keep hanging around, we're glad you're here. I hear we have 'things planned' but I'n not sure what yet but around the Peenateers there are always surprises.